004: “Business Plans Are Bullsh*t”: What Founders Actually Learn by Screwing Up

Anne and Matt unload on one of the most sacred cows in startup land: the business plan. From bootstrapping to burnout, they argue that movement—not modeling—is what drives real progress. Anne unpacks how her chaotic childhood wired her to thrive in founder chaos, while Matt reveals how failing high school didn’t stop him from cracking six figures by 23. They both agree: the faster you hit the sh*t, the faster you grow. Founders stuck in perfection mode—this one’s for you.

🚨 Stuff You’ll Want to Remember:

• Business plans are just coping mechanisms—stop stalling and start testing.
• Branding isn’t a luxury—it’s a compass. Especially when AI makes execution easy.
• Failing fast is a founder’s greatest growth hack. Embrace the discomfort.
• If your brand feels off, your sales probably are too.
• Tariffs, AI, and fear-based frugality are reshaping who buys creative services—and how.

💣 Sh*t Only Founders Say:

• “Business plans are not great. They’re just excuses.” — Anne
• “Most people don’t fail because of failure. They fail because they never moved.” — Matt
• “The second you prove your plan is wrong, the whole thing’s useless.” — Matt
• “We don’t call it brand therapy for nothing.” — Anne
• “People think branding is the logo. No—it’s the soul.” — Anne

💬 Lines That Slap:

“Get to the sh*t fast—and then sit in it. That’s where the growth happens.” — Anne
“You don’t need a f*cking business plan. You just send it.” — Matt
“Forward means failing, flailing, thriving, whatever—as long as you’re not stuck.” — Anne“
AI made branding cheaper. That doesn’t mean it’s optional.” — Matt

📡 Where to Find Us

• Anne → Fix & Form - LinkedIn
• Matt → ChipBot - LinkedIn